What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas