What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way