What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!