Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Neither did he.
Understandabull
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Some people think God is real.
Your love life.
