Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Me too*
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
He only got nailed by guys )
Mount Rushmore
Can't complain.
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Your love life.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.