What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.