What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.