How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.