How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.