How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade