How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry