Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor