Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.