Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.