Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor