What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP