What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi