What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish