What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!