What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor