What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking