What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.