What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.