What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.