What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".