What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.