What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.