What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.