What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.