What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.