What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.