How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.