How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!