How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof