How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!