How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)