How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.