What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*