What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.