What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.