What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*