What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.