What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.