What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.