What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around