What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.