What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.