What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.