What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a redditor impatient?

loading...

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine