What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !