What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.