What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs