What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."