What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy