What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.