What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.