What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "