What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.