What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Armless Jokes More Armless Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.