What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue