What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.