What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.