What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue