What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.