What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.