What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.