What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.