What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.