How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.