How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.