How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."