Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.