Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.