Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

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Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

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Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

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Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.