Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.