Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.