How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute