How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.