How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Texte Jokes More Texte Jokes

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.