How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=