How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"