How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!