How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!