Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
A: His heart stops bleeding.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
He threw them off their tracks.
A small medium at large.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
Caw dude
