Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.