Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.