How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.