How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA