How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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He's still there.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.