How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.