How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.