How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him