How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)