How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.