How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !