How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !