How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.