How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

How did you get into my house?

business.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste