What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)