What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Pronounce this word: unionized

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My career is in Jeopardy!"

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Because he couldn't concentrate

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A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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CuNO3!

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)