What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste