What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste