Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Ask them to pronounce it.

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