Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.