Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'