Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.