What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!