What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.