What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.