What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!