What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.