Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.