Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas