Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas