Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son