Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.