Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.