Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT