Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.