Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!