Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT