Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry