They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
They don't want to be spotted.
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
She's never finished screwing people.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
A: Behind the plate.
In Iraq.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
