Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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There both just honestly happy to finish

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.