Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.