What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?