What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.