What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...