What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!