What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Soo-Duhh!

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They are for those who don't drink!

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I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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To see if blondes have more fun.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.