What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.