What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.