What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry