Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
A turn-up
woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Because he wasn't
Because he kept calling "One Love"
Pretty good.
SWV (sisters with voices)
You call 9-wun-wun
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
