What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.