What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri