End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know, I've never tri
Poe-etry
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
Text.GetRect()
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
SINGLE
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
for 2 weeks.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
A: Text-us
Getting to the root of the problem.
They tend to be mean.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
His homemade Bris-kit.
It was a Riposte.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
He threw his arm out.
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
