What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.