Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!