Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.