Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why are there no casinos in China?

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber