What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.