What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!