What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.