What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.