Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.