Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.