Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.