Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.