Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Radio Shack Jokes More Radio Shack Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.