What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...