What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.