What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter