What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

End Jokes More End Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Orn Jokes More Orn Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!