Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Uck Jokes More Uck Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent