Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Uck Jokes More Uck Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

F Jokes More F Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Firetruck Jokes More Firetruck Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg