How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Because she was a woman

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Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.