How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!