When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.