How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi