How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi