How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.