How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi