How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.