Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Mooove

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text