Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!