Interrupt Cow Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.