MOOOOOO!!!!
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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
To get to the other bride.
A: Because their horns don't work.
A bilingual chicken
Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
Because he never really was on your side.
Depressions.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
An ambulance.
You're nothing but a joke.
