MOOOOOO!!!!
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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Moo!
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Donald Tr- WRONG!
The Game
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Misspell the paunch line.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Because they were Turkish.
A melon collie.
Big holes all over Australia !
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..