Interrupt Cow Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.