Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin