To screw in the children that were crossing the road
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
A hand-me-down.
The balls are for decoration!
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
