How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;