How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?