How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.