How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8