How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.