The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
their lips are moving
Tell it a yolk.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
An anes-theologist. (close enough)
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
