How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.